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20.10.10

A mão do mercado

Já que o Facebook virou blog e todo mundo posta lá em vez de postar nos próprios blogs, agora este Eclipse aqui vira um pouco de Facebook. Foi através da redes social que eu descobri algo impressionante: que supermercado de pobre engarrafa.
OK, não quis dizer exatamente "de pobre", até porque se eu pudesse só compraria lá no Guanabara. Quis dizer popular. Mas já perceberam que "de pobre" é o jeito de pobre dizer "popular"? Como eu não sou endinheirado, falo assim mesmo, mercadão de pobre.
Mercado de pobre é basicamente aquele que anuncia lingüiça de churrasco em reclame de TV. Não tem jeito. E supermercado de rico é aquele que não anuncia em TV, só em jornal de rico. E tem frios meio frescos (com duplo sentido) tipo "fiambre", "blanquet" ou queijo Philadelphia.
Guanabara é um supermercado de pobre, é dos mais baratos de todos, e é bem-cuidado. Só que de uns tempos para cá o Guanabara vem tendo algum problema, numa boa, com estacionamento.
Coloquei no ar um comentário singelo com um trocadilho meio sem-graça. Censurei o palavrão. Segue abaixo:

"Niterói parar por causa do supermercado Guanabara é quase uma poesia. Mais de 30 anos depois da fusão, Guanabara ainda f(*) Niterói"

Logo recebi os seguintes comentários (troquei os nomes por letras):

XXXXXXX nem me fala! o mercado guanabara para a minha volta para casa todos os dias! rs

YYYYYYYY (*),AQUILO FOI NO MÍNIMO RÍDICULO... FODEU TODO MUNDO, PRA CHEGARMOS NA BARRA NA SAÍDA DA UFF, LEVAMOS QUASE 3 HORAS!

há 15 horas · CurtirCurtir (desfazer)ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Putz, aquele mafuá ta me ferrando todos os dias. Deveria se chamar rede papa-goiaba.

há 6 horas · CurtirCurtir (desfazer)AAAAAAAAAAA Não é só em Niterói, é no Rio todo. Guanabara engarrafando tudo. O que eles estão fazendo, dando comida? O Mundial da Lapa também engarrafa a Rua do Riachuelo todos os dias.

há 4 horas · CurtirCurtir (desfazer) · 1 pessoa
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC Eu ajudei a engarrafar, afinal, era um dos que estavam no supermercado... meus filhos fizeram a festa. rsrs

há 41 minutos · CurtirCurtir (desfazer)BBBBBBBBBBBBBB Fui a um casamento em Jacarepaguá no sábado à noite e a Taquara estava toda parada, por quilômetros, e a gente sem entender o porquê. Era o Guanabara, um negócio insuportável.
há 21 minutos · CurtirCurtir (desfazer)

Resumindo: a tal mão do mercado tão propagandeada pelos neoliberais é na verdade uma tremenda contramão.

por Gustavo de Almeida as 16:19:54

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