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19.05.07

A porta da esperança

Nessa janelinha de luz fica a minha casa. A minha tão amada casa. A casa com que eu sonhei o dia inteiro. A casa onde estão meus livros queridos e DVDs idolatrados. A minha casa.

Porta

Nessa janelinha de luz fica a minha casa. A casa onde não pude entrar porque a maldita fechadura resolveu parar de funcionar às 23h, com o NN trancado dentro de casa. E eu fora, tirando essa foto. Enquanto o marido corria para a internet para procurar o telefone de um chaveiro 24 horas, eu pensava que tudo o que eu queria na noite de sexta-feira era a minha cama. Daí eu lembrei que ela estava quebrada (porque o marceneiro não apareceu hoje) e eu comecei a pensar "pra quê uma cama, se o meu sofá é tão confortável?".

Marido trancado, marido infeliz

Marido trancado, marido infeliz

Felizmente o chaveiro apareceu em dez minutos (com a providencial ajuda da minha sogra, especialista no bairro onde moro), resolveu o problema em um minuto e trinta e oito segundos (cronometrados) e foi embora oitenta reais mais rico.

E nessas horas tudo o que eu queria era ser um chaveiro. Para salvar em menos de dois minutos moças desesperadas trancadas fora de casa, moços com pneumonia desesperados trancados dentro de casa, ganhar oitenta reais e ainda sair como herói da história. Ou então, pra nunca mais ter esse tipo de problema, né?

por Marcele Fernandes as 01:31:57

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Ta aí Cele! Fazer curso de chaveiro é a melhor coisa! Fala sério...existe dinheiro mais fácil que esse?! (não conta os ilícitos) rs

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É claro que existe: ser deputado, vereador... São tantos os empregos mais fáceis, que é melhor a gente nem começar a lista, Bibi. Mas ganhar essa grana em cinco minutos não é nada mal, né? Beijos!
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Está engraçada a foto, Gustavo parece a 'prisioneira do castelo'...
Uma vez fiquei presa no hall da casa dos meus pais (1 x 1 mm). Bati a porta e esqueci as chaves lá dentro e o elevador tinha fechadura. Horas acocorada esperando alguém. E não havia essa coisa de celular não! Pior é que papai e mamãe estavam loucos com o meu sumiço!
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